Each year we have this great discussion on who should win the Heisman this year is no different is it Teabow, Brennan or Mcfadden but I think we should focus our time on who should win skank of the year lets call it Skankman. This year should be a slam dunk win for Britney Spears but here are the top candidates in order and why I think they should win.
1. Britney Spears: She started early and came strong.
Dec. 1, 2006 - Spears celebrates on the eve of her 25th birthday, spending $250,000 on drinks and God knows what else with pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Leaves underwear at home.
Feb. 16-21, 2007 - Checks into and out of rehab; shaves head and gets inked in Los Angeles tattoo parlor; checks back in, bolts a second time.
Feb. 22 - Bald Brit attacks paparazzo with an umbrella, checks back into rehab.
March 21 - Brit leaves rehab.
July 19 - It was supposed to make her look good, but a woozy, "completely out of it" Brit storms out of an OK! magazine photo shoot - and the glossy dishes about her fried chicken cravings.
Aug. 9 - Two weeks after she and Kevin Federline finalize their divorce, he demands full custody of their two boys.
Aug. 14 - Topless photos of Spears and female assistant drinking and partying surface.
Sept. 9 - Crashes and burns at MTV Video Music Awards.
Sept. 21 - Cited for hit-and-run of parked car; driving without valid license.
Oct. 1 - Loses full custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to K-Fed. Judge orders her to undergo surprise substance abuse tests.
Oct. 30 - Court gives her three visits with kids a week - but only under watchful eyes of monitor.
Feb. 16-21, 2007 - Checks into and out of rehab; shaves head and gets inked in Los Angeles tattoo parlor; checks back in, bolts a second time.
Feb. 22 - Bald Brit attacks paparazzo with an umbrella, checks back into rehab.
March 21 - Brit leaves rehab.
July 19 - It was supposed to make her look good, but a woozy, "completely out of it" Brit storms out of an OK! magazine photo shoot - and the glossy dishes about her fried chicken cravings.
Aug. 9 - Two weeks after she and Kevin Federline finalize their divorce, he demands full custody of their two boys.
Aug. 14 - Topless photos of Spears and female assistant drinking and partying surface.
Sept. 9 - Crashes and burns at MTV Video Music Awards.
Sept. 21 - Cited for hit-and-run of parked car; driving without valid license.
Oct. 1 - Loses full custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to K-Fed. Judge orders her to undergo surprise substance abuse tests.
Oct. 30 - Court gives her three visits with kids a week - but only under watchful eyes of monitor.
This was a great season I don't see how you can't give her the Skankman right now but here are some others.
2. Lindsay Lohan: She did her best but she just didn't take it to the next level.
Lindsay Lohan had a couple of DUIs, bad movies and multiple stints in rehab.
The New York Daily News did name Lindsay Lohan Hollywood’s Dumbest Celebrity.
“Dumb doesn’t necessarily correspond to a low IQ,” the News explained. “There are poor life choices, style slip-ups and mishaps under the influence to take into account.”
Ultimately it was a combination of LiLo’s “poor movie choices (‘I Know Who Killed Me’), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men,” which won her the top accolade.
The New York Daily News did name Lindsay Lohan Hollywood’s Dumbest Celebrity.
“Dumb doesn’t necessarily correspond to a low IQ,” the News explained. “There are poor life choices, style slip-ups and mishaps under the influence to take into account.”
Ultimately it was a combination of LiLo’s “poor movie choices (‘I Know Who Killed Me’), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men,” which won her the top accolade.
This is pretty good but I think she should have got naked a few more times or it would have not hurt to maybe get married in vegas or a sex tape.
3. Paris Hilton: At the first of the year I was thinking she was a lock for this but she just didn't finish.
In January Hilton was pulled over for driving with a suspended license and signed a document acknowledging that she was not permitted to drive. In February Hilton was caught driving 70 mph in a 35 mph zone, again with a suspended license. She also did not have her headlights on even though it was after dark.
On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced by Judge Michael T. Sauer to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Initially, Hilton planned to appeal the sentence, and supported an online petition asking California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon. Hilton served 22 days in detention, counting her day-long home confinement. This was strong but again she could have dropped a sex tape in there maybe mix in another arrest. She just quit on this award.
On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced by Judge Michael T. Sauer to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Initially, Hilton planned to appeal the sentence, and supported an online petition asking California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon. Hilton served 22 days in detention, counting her day-long home confinement. This was strong but again she could have dropped a sex tape in there maybe mix in another arrest. She just quit on this award.
These ladies deserve an invite. I expect big things from these skanks in the future.
Kim Kardashian:
stars on Keeping up with the Kardashians. The Hollywood socialite had sex with Ray J on tape and, well, sticks out her rear end a lot. That's the extent of her talent. She's a former close friend of Paris Hilton and girlfriend of Nick Cannon.
stars on Keeping up with the Kardashians. The Hollywood socialite had sex with Ray J on tape and, well, sticks out her rear end a lot. That's the extent of her talent. She's a former close friend of Paris Hilton and girlfriend of Nick Cannon.
Tila Tequila she has a great upside I think she gets an invite.
Amy Winehouse had a nice game but she needs to move to the U.S. to gain some real traction. She deserves an invite.
I think Britney has this thing wrapped up barring some last minute sex tape or arrest from Lindsay I think she gets the Skankman.
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