How bad are the falcons that you leave an NFL job to move to Arkansas! It's freakin Arkansas it is still legal to marry your sister in that state. Not that he will be at Arkansas long enough but here are a few laws he needs to know.
It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday
Dogs may not bark after 6 Pm
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month
Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
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