Here is a new little feature the ol ball coach is rolling out nice ass of the day.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
All right time to get back to work
I know I've been a lazy sum beotch so far this year but the ol ball coach was busy. I goofed off most all year and now it's time for some football. I am giving you my top 10 and predictions for this season and I ain't holding nothing back I ain't skeered and my top 10 is stacked.
10# Texas
9# Oklahoma
8# Auburn
7# South Carolina
6# WVU
5# Florida
4# Ohio State
3# USC
2# Georgia
1# LSU
10# Texas
9# Oklahoma
8# Auburn
7# South Carolina
6# WVU
5# Florida
4# Ohio State
3# USC
2# Georgia
1# LSU
That's how I roll click clack mo fos. I think the season is gonna go this way. Georgia is gonna have a test against South Carolina cause I am the coach I don't see them running the table. LSU and USC schedules line up nice but don't forget Fla. I think as always the SEC beats up on each other leaving those turds from Ohio sneaking back into the top spot, I see an Oklahoma team making it to the top as well watch that Texas OU match up. Click clack beotches I gotta go get my recruitin on. Peace
Friday, March 28, 2008
My choice to win it all is the Braves
Ken Rosenthal smartest man ever picks the Braves to win it all. Heres why I agree.
There is two-time American League Gold Glove winner Mark Teixeira at first base and veteran Chipper Jones at third, but the combo of shortstop Yunel Escobar and second baseman Kelly Johnson is a work in progress.
Strengths
1. Jeff Francoeur has driven in 100 runs in each of his first two full seasons (103 and 105), raised his batting average to .293 last year and added bulk to improve upon last year's 19 homers.
2. Matt Diaz may get his career .320-hitting bat in the lineup every day in left field, rather than in a platoon.
3. Mark Kotsay has led the majors in assists by an outfielder twice since 1998. Francoeur, fresh off his first Gold Glove, tied for the major league lead in assists by an outfielder last year with 19.
Plus his wife is really hot.
Pitching they got Tommy Glavine the man who won the Braves 95 world series. If he stays halfway healthy and Smoltz returns to form and Tim Hudson has a good year. We just need Hampton to show up.
Strengths
1.The gifted Rafael Soriano, a player Seattle has to be kicking itself for trading away for Horacio Ramirez.
2. A wealth of good arms and a variety of weapons — from hard-throwing Soriano and Manny Acosta (below) to side-arming Peter Moylan and left-hander Will Ohman.
3. Waiting not that far in the wings is Mike Gonzalez (below left, with Brian McCann), who converted 24 of 24 save chances with Pittsburgh in 2006. He is expected back from elbow reconstruction surgery in early June.
Weaknesses
1. Braves relievers have only 27 saves' worth of experience among them (Soriano and Ohman with 13 apiece, Moylan 1).
2. Of all the reliever candidates, only Ohman has more than 200 major-league appearances, and only one — Buddy Carlyle — is over the age of 30.
3. Only two relievers in the majors pitched more innings than Moylan last year (90 innings) and nine had as many outings (80). Will it catch up with him?
GOTTA HAND IT TO SORIANO
The Braves have turned over the closer role to Rafael Soriano, a 28-year-old with only 13 major-league saves.
As electric as his pitches are, Soriano left room for a little doubt when he missed more than two weeks of Grapefruit League play in spring training because of some elbow soreness and a bout with the flu.
And in the not-so-distant past (last season), Soriano endured an 18-game slump as a set-up man, allowing six home runs with a 6.75 ERA.
But his talent is undeniable. His .181 opponents' batting average was fifth among NL relievers last year. He has dominant stuff, a closer's panache, and serious desire. Ever since he was traded to Atlanta from Seattle before last season, Soriano has been talking about wanting the closer role.
The Braves have a nice track record of trusting their instincts and making one of their own a closer: Greg McMichael, John Rocker, Kerry Ligtenberg and John Smoltz, to name a few. Those successes were in sharp contrast to closer transplants like Dan Kolb and Bob Wickman.
9
Number of saves in 2007 from Rafael Soriano, who will be the Braves' closer this year.
80
Appearance from Peter Moylan last season, most by a Braves pitcher.
Braves win the World Series.
There is two-time American League Gold Glove winner Mark Teixeira at first base and veteran Chipper Jones at third, but the combo of shortstop Yunel Escobar and second baseman Kelly Johnson is a work in progress.
Strengths
1. Jeff Francoeur has driven in 100 runs in each of his first two full seasons (103 and 105), raised his batting average to .293 last year and added bulk to improve upon last year's 19 homers.
2. Matt Diaz may get his career .320-hitting bat in the lineup every day in left field, rather than in a platoon.
3. Mark Kotsay has led the majors in assists by an outfielder twice since 1998. Francoeur, fresh off his first Gold Glove, tied for the major league lead in assists by an outfielder last year with 19.
Plus his wife is really hot.
Pitching they got Tommy Glavine the man who won the Braves 95 world series. If he stays halfway healthy and Smoltz returns to form and Tim Hudson has a good year. We just need Hampton to show up.
Strengths
1.The gifted Rafael Soriano, a player Seattle has to be kicking itself for trading away for Horacio Ramirez.
2. A wealth of good arms and a variety of weapons — from hard-throwing Soriano and Manny Acosta (below) to side-arming Peter Moylan and left-hander Will Ohman.
3. Waiting not that far in the wings is Mike Gonzalez (below left, with Brian McCann), who converted 24 of 24 save chances with Pittsburgh in 2006. He is expected back from elbow reconstruction surgery in early June.
Weaknesses
1. Braves relievers have only 27 saves' worth of experience among them (Soriano and Ohman with 13 apiece, Moylan 1).
2. Of all the reliever candidates, only Ohman has more than 200 major-league appearances, and only one — Buddy Carlyle — is over the age of 30.
3. Only two relievers in the majors pitched more innings than Moylan last year (90 innings) and nine had as many outings (80). Will it catch up with him?
GOTTA HAND IT TO SORIANO
The Braves have turned over the closer role to Rafael Soriano, a 28-year-old with only 13 major-league saves.
As electric as his pitches are, Soriano left room for a little doubt when he missed more than two weeks of Grapefruit League play in spring training because of some elbow soreness and a bout with the flu.
And in the not-so-distant past (last season), Soriano endured an 18-game slump as a set-up man, allowing six home runs with a 6.75 ERA.
But his talent is undeniable. His .181 opponents' batting average was fifth among NL relievers last year. He has dominant stuff, a closer's panache, and serious desire. Ever since he was traded to Atlanta from Seattle before last season, Soriano has been talking about wanting the closer role.
The Braves have a nice track record of trusting their instincts and making one of their own a closer: Greg McMichael, John Rocker, Kerry Ligtenberg and John Smoltz, to name a few. Those successes were in sharp contrast to closer transplants like Dan Kolb and Bob Wickman.
9
Number of saves in 2007 from Rafael Soriano, who will be the Braves' closer this year.
80
Appearance from Peter Moylan last season, most by a Braves pitcher.
Braves win the World Series.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Just Ramblin
Click CLAK mofo's I guess your wandering where the old ball coach has been well I have been out rrepresentin for my boy Obama. I am straight up down with his message. Yea I kicked around Hill and Mccain but I am down for Obama. Also I've been doing some illegal recruiting and setting up hookers for the spring practices. I am watching some NCAA basketball right now pulling for north carolina I got a g on them. My hobby in this off season was beer pong I totally kick ass at it. Also me and Urban hung out he tried to give me his job at Florida but I was like fu man I don't want that you got punked by Georgia last year. We burnt a blunt and traded some plays. Alright bitches I gotta go click clak mofo's.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The Falcons just flat out suck and other ramblins
Hey you assholes it's me the ol ball coach, click clack mo fos. I have forgot more football than you jackholes will ever know. What I am bloggin about today is the fact that the Atlanta Falcons suck ,hell they should hire me thats how bad they suck. I could go in there with Danny Warful and kick ass. What the hell is home depot man thinking you hire a scout to be general manager what the janitor would not take the job. Im sure maybe Belecheat could take a crap in a cup and they could hire his turd. I just think they are the worst franchise in America hell my old Tampa team could beat there ass right now.
All right my next beef why did the dolphins hire Tony Soprano. Oh yea check out the picture of me at Augusta I am pissing on an Azalea bush. I could have took a dump but I held it. What a surprise Randy Moss beat up some chick I don't think anyone saw that coming hell he could not even make it through free shoes university. Man I remember when I would just whip their ass run up the score for fun. Hey but check out these hot girls from FSU makes me wanna run some zone defense if you know what I mean. All right you mo fos the ol ball coach has got to get his golf on. Until next time click clack you mo fos.
Friday, December 28, 2007
A & M YELL LEADER WISHES FOR JO PA'S DEATH
Texas A&M apologized to Penn State after a student leader mocked Joe Paterno by telling a crowd that the 81-year-old coach needs "a casket." Paterno and his Penn State team face A&M on Saturday night in the Alamo Bowl.
One A&M yell leader, during a pep rally Thursday night, told the crowd that Paterno was "on his death bed" and "someone needs to find him a casket." The remarks drew boos from the crowd.
A&M team spokesman Alan Cannon said Friday he did not know the name of the yell leader, though the student has been sent home.
The yell leaders — similar to cheerleaders — are A&M's official "spirit" organization and lead fans' cheers during games and other school events. They are elected by the student body.
Paterno, at a news conference Friday at the Alamodome, said he was backstage with Aggies interim coach Gary Darnell when the comments were made, but did not hear them.
"I think everybody has to take things with a grain of salt," Paterno said. "Some young guy went up there, trying to be funny. Maybe he's accurate, I don't know."
Texas A&M's interim president, Eddie Davis, and athletic director Bill Byrne later apologized to their Penn State counterparts.
"I honestly didn't hear it, and I don't particularly care about it," Paterno said Friday. "Sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you."
Paterno, a 42-year head-coaching veteran, is about to enter the last year of a four-year contract that expires following the 2008 season.
One A&M yell leader, during a pep rally Thursday night, told the crowd that Paterno was "on his death bed" and "someone needs to find him a casket." The remarks drew boos from the crowd.
A&M team spokesman Alan Cannon said Friday he did not know the name of the yell leader, though the student has been sent home.
The yell leaders — similar to cheerleaders — are A&M's official "spirit" organization and lead fans' cheers during games and other school events. They are elected by the student body.
Paterno, at a news conference Friday at the Alamodome, said he was backstage with Aggies interim coach Gary Darnell when the comments were made, but did not hear them.
"I think everybody has to take things with a grain of salt," Paterno said. "Some young guy went up there, trying to be funny. Maybe he's accurate, I don't know."
Texas A&M's interim president, Eddie Davis, and athletic director Bill Byrne later apologized to their Penn State counterparts.
"I honestly didn't hear it, and I don't particularly care about it," Paterno said Friday. "Sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you."
Paterno, a 42-year head-coaching veteran, is about to enter the last year of a four-year contract that expires following the 2008 season.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
The Motor City Bowl Hot Chicks v Hot Chicks
It's bowl season and there has not been a bowl worth watching since it started 6 days ago unless you went to school there but to the average sports fans the matchups are somewhat un appealing. Unless you are putting a little something down on the game who gives a crap but since we have no choice but to accept these matchups because we can't have a playoff lets see how the hot chicks matchup. So doing the utmost scientific research I will compare hot chicks at each school and declare a bowl winner. Rules first google image that comes up with the schools name and hot chicks or hot girls in the search wins that quarter. Best score at end gets the bowl game.
Quarter 1 seems Purdue takes a slight led altough it could be said that this is probably very wrong but rules are rules purdue up in the first quarter. Alright its a blow out Purdue takes this one in a blow out go boilermakers.
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