A & M YELL LEADER WISHES FOR JO PA'S DEATH

Texas A&M apologized to Penn State after a student leader mocked Joe Paterno by telling a crowd that the 81-year-old coach needs "a casket." Paterno and his Penn State team face A&M on Saturday night in the Alamo Bowl.
One A&M yell leader, during a pep rally Thursday night, told the crowd that Paterno was "on his death bed" and "someone needs to find him a casket." The remarks drew boos from the crowd.
A&M team spokesman Alan Cannon said Friday he did not know the name of the yell leader, though the student has been sent home.
The yell leaders — similar to cheerleaders — are A&M's official "spirit" organization and lead fans' cheers during games and other school events. They are elected by the student body.
Paterno, at a news conference Friday at the Alamodome, said he was backstage with Aggies interim coach Gary Darnell when the comments were made, but did not hear them.
"I think everybody has to take things with a grain of salt," Paterno said. "Some young guy went up there, trying to be funny. Maybe he's accurate, I don't know."
Texas A&M's interim president, Eddie Davis, and athletic director Bill Byrne later apologized to their Penn State counterparts.
"I honestly didn't hear it, and I don't particularly care about it," Paterno said Friday. "Sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you."
Paterno, a 42-year head-coaching veteran, is about to enter the last year of a four-year contract that expires following the 2008 season.

The Motor City Bowl Hot Chicks v Hot Chicks

It's bowl season and there has not been a bowl worth watching since it started 6 days ago unless you went to school there but to the average sports fans the matchups are somewhat un appealing. Unless you are putting a little something down on the game who gives a crap but since we have no choice but to accept these matchups because we can't have a playoff lets see how the hot chicks matchup. So doing the utmost scientific research I will compare hot chicks at each school and declare a bowl winner. Rules first google image that comes up with the schools name and hot chicks or hot girls in the search wins that quarter. Best score at end gets the bowl game.

Quarter 1 seems Purdue takes a slight led altough it could be said that this is probably very wrong but rules are rules purdue up in the first quarter. Alright its a blow out Purdue takes this one in a blow out go boilermakers.

Roger and Andy a love story

Roger and Andy talk after years of being caught up in The Mitchell Report. They have a new book out and it talks about their life togehter and how they are today. Here are some excerpts from their new book.

Roger: Andy will you stick me with that thing

Andy: Rog didn't I do that already

Roger: No not with your penis I mean jab that syringe in my ass.

Andy: Which ass cheek left or right

Roger: right cheek andy

Andy: I love you rog


Roger: I love you Andy

Andy: I think i am playing again next year for the yankees rog you coming back

Roger: I think im gonna wait until april or may and see if i can't get about 1 billion dollars for a half year .

Andy: I love you rog will you rub my back and then jam that needle in my ass

Roger: I got more for you than that

Nick Saban thinks Petrino is a liar!

How bad are the falcons that you leave an NFL job to move to Arkansas! It's freakin Arkansas it is still legal to marry your sister in that state. Not that he will be at Arkansas long enough but here are a few laws he needs to know.

It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday

Dogs may not bark after 6 Pm

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month

Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"

Jared is pissed!

Florida defensive end Jermaine Cunningham and a former teammate were arrested Wednesday on a misdemeanor battery charge because they allegedly hit a restaurant worker with a sandwich and cups, police said.
Former LSU track star and Olympic hopeful Xavier Carter was also charged with resisting arrest without violence, a misdemeanor.
Cunningham, Carter and former Gators linebacker Jon Demps were released Wednesday afternoon on their own recognizance. They were ordered to have no contact with the alleged victim.
Gainesville police said Cunningham and Demps were arrested after a restaurant employee told officers the players harassed him when told they needed to pay for a bag of chips. The two became verbally abusive toward the man and hit him with a sandwich and empty soda cups, according to a police report.
Carter was arrested a few minutes later. Reports are coming in that Jared is going to kick someones ass.

SKANK OF THE YEAR 2007

Each year we have this great discussion on who should win the Heisman this year is no different is it Teabow, Brennan or Mcfadden but I think we should focus our time on who should win skank of the year lets call it Skankman. This year should be a slam dunk win for Britney Spears but here are the top candidates in order and why I think they should win.

1. Britney Spears: She started early and came strong.

Dec. 1, 2006 - Spears celebrates on the eve of her 25th birthday, spending $250,000 on drinks and God knows what else with pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Leaves underwear at home.
Feb. 16-21, 2007 - Checks into and out of rehab; shaves head and gets inked in Los Angeles tattoo parlor; checks back in, bolts a second time.
Feb. 22 - Bald Brit attacks paparazzo with an umbrella, checks back into rehab.
March 21 - Brit leaves rehab.
July 19 - It was supposed to make her look good, but a woozy, "completely out of it" Brit storms out of an OK! magazine photo shoot - and the glossy dishes about her fried chicken cravings.
Aug. 9 - Two weeks after she and Kevin Federline finalize their divorce, he demands full custody of their two boys.
Aug. 14 - Topless photos of Spears and female assistant drinking and partying surface.
Sept. 9 - Crashes and burns at MTV Video Music Awards.
Sept. 21 - Cited for hit-and-run of parked car; driving without valid license.
Oct. 1 - Loses full custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to K-Fed. Judge orders her to undergo surprise substance abuse tests.
Oct. 30 - Court gives her three visits with kids a week - but only under watchful eyes of monitor.

This was a great season I don't see how you can't give her the Skankman right now but here are some others.

2. Lindsay Lohan: She did her best but she just didn't take it to the next level.

Lindsay Lohan had a couple of DUIs, bad movies and multiple stints in rehab.
The New York Daily News did name Lindsay Lohan Hollywood’s Dumbest Celebrity.
“Dumb doesn’t necessarily correspond to a low IQ,” the News explained. “There are poor life choices, style slip-ups and mishaps under the influence to take into account.”
Ultimately it was a combination of LiLo’s “poor movie choices (‘I Know Who Killed Me’), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men,” which won her the top accolade.

This is pretty good but I think she should have got naked a few more times or it would have not hurt to maybe get married in vegas or a sex tape.

3. Paris Hilton: At the first of the year I was thinking she was a lock for this but she just didn't finish.

In January Hilton was pulled over for driving with a suspended license and signed a document acknowledging that she was not permitted to drive. In February Hilton was caught driving 70 mph in a 35 mph zone, again with a suspended license. She also did not have her headlights on even though it was after dark.
On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced by Judge Michael T. Sauer to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Initially, Hilton planned to appeal the sentence, and supported an online petition asking California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon. Hilton served 22 days in detention, counting her day-long home confinement. This was strong but again she could have dropped a sex tape in there maybe mix in another arrest. She just quit on this award.

These ladies deserve an invite. I expect big things from these skanks in the future.

Kim Kardashian:
stars on Keeping up with the Kardashians. The Hollywood socialite had sex with Ray J on tape and, well, sticks out her rear end a lot. That's the extent of her talent. She's a former close friend of Paris Hilton and girlfriend of Nick Cannon.

Tila Tequila she has a great upside I think she gets an invite.

Amy Winehouse had a nice game but she needs to move to the U.S. to gain some real traction. She deserves an invite.

I think Britney has this thing wrapped up barring some last minute sex tape or arrest from Lindsay I think she gets the Skankman.

Georgia's Knowshon Moreno was named the SEC's freshman of the year in a vote of the league's coaches announced on Wednesday.
Moreno rushed for 1,273 yards and 12 touchdowns this season. He is the 12th Bulldog in school history to rush for more than 1,000 yards, including six 100-yard games. Moreno's 1,273 yards is seventh all-time in a single season at Georgia and stands fourth all-time among SEC freshman in a season. On Tuesday, Moreno was the first Georgia freshman since Herschel Walker to be voted first-team All-SEC. Knowshon is the man rumor is that Chuck Norris is afraid of him.

BCS BULLCRAP

It's been awhile since writing this blog. But now the year is done and it comes down to this. Most of Georgia fans are pissed because Georgia got the Sugar Bowl and has to play Hawaii. The Sugar Bowl the bowl that the SEC lives for the Sugar Bowl but this match up sucks and even as this season changed and Georgia seemed to find its groove part of me worries that maybe Georgia underestimates Hawaii and Colt Brennan throws for 9000 yards and our nightmare comes true.

A Tribute to 1980

MAN ENOUGH!

I hate Pat Dye. I hate Lou Holtz. Why won't these old farts just go away. Pat Dyes famous comment about Georgia being man enough to beat Bama surfaces again this week. That was in 2002 and that team was better.Truth is I don't know about this team. With Bama fan thinking Saban is he second coming of the bear and that team pumped up after a big win it's gonna be hard. They still have to play the game and if Georgia gets a few breaks we have a chance. Maybe Georgia can shut those old farts up one more time.

Saban was a Belicheat pupil

Mark Richt did the right thing in shuting down access to practice. I don't blame him in light of Bleicheat and his cheating ass. I would not put it past Saban to do the same. He was accused of it at Miami what did he change his stripes I doubt it. Georgia needs all the edge it can get and if this helps I am for it. College Football is big time money and every game in the SEC is tough. But read Alabama blog www.capstonereport.com and you will get Bama fans view and what they are thinking. They say a media bias against Saban is taking place because he worked with Belicheat 13 years ago. I say Bama could be right about a media bias against Saban but I think it has alot of just the way Saban handles the press. Look I like Alabama I always have my dad loved the bear and I always pull for them just not against Georgia. I don't think Richt has any motive in this and he is not looking for an excuse if we lose. We lost to South Carolina cause Spurrier is a better coach than Mike Bobo who called the plays and Georgia did not show up. The SEC is the toughest conference and it is not getting easier.

Alabama my be to much for the dawgs

Nice words from Nick Saban about Georgia's Matthew Stafford, but I think Georgia is gonna lose this one. Alabama coming off a huge win and emotional high and the crowd into it I think it will be to much for a young Georgia team. Even Mark Richt made the comment that Alabamas emotional win would propel them forward. And with college gameday being there its gonna be tough.

Mascot Fight-Duck vs Cougar

SB'S Friday Georgia Report

SB tells me expect Georgia to come out with a big chip on their shoulder and put alot of points on Western Carolina. He says Georgia has to make a statement and they have to play good. Stafford has to look sharp and no dropped passes. But this win in no way takes away from that South Carolina loss and Spurrier running his smack. If Georgia takes care of business this week they can't redeem themselves unless they beat Alabama. But SB says expect Georgia to lose that game more on that next week.

Minnesota against Pussy's roaming free!

Minnesota is serious about this people.

Every day cats allowed to roam outdoors face screeching tires as they scamper across roads, are killed or maimed by dogs, pick up disease-carrying ticks and fleas, ingest toxic chemicals, get caught in traps or become a meal for a hungry eagle or great horned owl. To keep cats and wildlife safer, the Minnesota Cats Indoors Project encourages people to keep their felines inside.

So keep your cat inside so it can stink up your house craping and cat pissin everywhere.

Rutgers Fan You Suck

The play came late in the game, when Rutgers expanded its lead over Navy to a comfortable level after a tight three quarters.

Navy's Reggie Campbell took the kickoff and ran full speed ahead up the middle with all the force his 168-pound body could generate. Campbell, almost always the smallest and fastest man on the field, hit a wall of XXXL-sized scarlet jerseys and was slammed to the ground at the bottom of the pile. He got up slowly, limping off. This gutsy kid, a slotback who already spent three quarters being chased and tackled by gangs of defensive linemen and linebackers, all weighing at least 100 pounds more than him, was then given a dose of Rutgers' student section class.

''You got f---ed up. You got f---ed up. You got f--ed-up," they chanted.

Reggie Campbell is a senior. After graduation in June he has a five-year commitment to the American military, which, like it or not, is at war.

"This is how you treat people who may die for this country?" said Bill Squires, an Annapolis graduate (Class of'75) who was on the sidelines for the Friday night game in Piscataway and was shocked by the obscene chants directed at the Navy players and fans throughout the game. "It was the most classless thing I've seen."

Navy was booed and peppered with "You suck!" chants when they stepped on the field for both halves. Toward the end of the second half, Rutgers students in the new bleacher section began to serenade the adjacent section of Navy fans and uniformed Midshipmen.

''F--- you, Navy. F---you, Navy. F--- you, Navy."

"There were wives and small children up there," said Squires, an academic recruiter for the academy who has been to dozens of away games and never seen such contempt directed at his team. "Our Midshipmen reacted the way they were taught. They didn't respond, but the band started playing 'Anchors Aweigh' to drown them out. Me, I felt like going up there and smacking somebody. I was mad, and it bothered me all weekend."

Belichick cheats

So Bill Belichick is a cheatin bastard.

“NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has determined that the New England Patriots violated league rules Sunday when they videotaped defensive signals by the New York Jets’ coaches, according to league sources.
Goodell is considering severe sanctions, including the possibility of docking the Patriots “multiple draft picks” because it is the competitive violation in the wake of a stern warning to all teams since he became commissioner, the sources said. The Patriots have been suspected in previous incidents.
The league also was reviewing a possible violation into the number of radio frequencies the Patriots were using during Sunday’s game, sources said. The team did not have a satisfactory explanation when asked about possible irregularities in its communication setup during the game.
Goodell is expected to have a decision no later than Friday but that is not set in stone.”



So thats why the Patriots won so many Super Bowls without any receivers. Belichick you suck.

Now here’s where the fun begins. What punishments will be handed out? Oh sure take away multiple draft picks, I agree with that, but certainly Sheriff Goodell can do much better. Here’s some suggestions.

1. Make Belichick actually get dressed instead of wearing his sweat suit all the time.

2. Make Tom Brady actually marry one of the Skanks he has kids with.
3. Each player and coach must write “I’ll quit being a cheating douche bag” 1000 times.

4. Tom Brady must stop wearing that smirk of arrogance immediately.
5. Make Belichick let Peyton Manning win every game for now on.