Belichick cheats

So Bill Belichick is a cheatin bastard.

“NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has determined that the New England Patriots violated league rules Sunday when they videotaped defensive signals by the New York Jets’ coaches, according to league sources.
Goodell is considering severe sanctions, including the possibility of docking the Patriots “multiple draft picks” because it is the competitive violation in the wake of a stern warning to all teams since he became commissioner, the sources said. The Patriots have been suspected in previous incidents.
The league also was reviewing a possible violation into the number of radio frequencies the Patriots were using during Sunday’s game, sources said. The team did not have a satisfactory explanation when asked about possible irregularities in its communication setup during the game.
Goodell is expected to have a decision no later than Friday but that is not set in stone.”



So thats why the Patriots won so many Super Bowls without any receivers. Belichick you suck.

Now here’s where the fun begins. What punishments will be handed out? Oh sure take away multiple draft picks, I agree with that, but certainly Sheriff Goodell can do much better. Here’s some suggestions.

1. Make Belichick actually get dressed instead of wearing his sweat suit all the time.

2. Make Tom Brady actually marry one of the Skanks he has kids with.
3. Each player and coach must write “I’ll quit being a cheating douche bag” 1000 times.

4. Tom Brady must stop wearing that smirk of arrogance immediately.
5. Make Belichick let Peyton Manning win every game for now on.